Muff Cabbage - South Park

(Incidentally, I’m pretty sure “muff cabbage” means, in scientific terms, garbage in the female genitalia. You may now carry on to our regularly scheduled quotes from this episode.)
“You know what you do when you want a family to move away? Every night, you go and take a crap on their doorstep.” – Cartman
“Is THAT why there’s crap on my doorstep every morning?” – Kyle
“Oops. Busted.” – Cartman
“As many of you already know, everything east of the Rockies is now part of New Jersey. The Jersey Shore now includes Jacksonville, Miami, the Gulf of Jersey-Mexico, and the Jersey Islands.” – Randy Marsh
“You can take the fetus out of Jersey, but you can’t take Jersey out of the fetus.” – Mrs. B.
“And what about the families of the victims of 9/11? Their feelings matter for another ten months, dammit!” – Mr. Scotch
“That thing’s from Jersey too!” – Crazed citizen
“What is it?” – Randy Marsh
“It’s called a ‘Snookie.’ It’s very famous.” – Crazed citizen
“That thing is famous? Why?” – Randy Marsh
“I DON’T KNOW!” – Crazed citizen
“On a cold October night, a small town in Colorado stood up to New Jersey and finally said, ‘Go away!’ Our fortitude was the inspiration for others. And now New Jersey is slowly receding back to the desolate land from whence it came. Our country is getting back to normal, and we owe it all to Osama Bin Laden.” – Randy Marsh