Loredana Jolie

Never mind that Tiger Woods cheated every which way on his poor unsuspecting then-wife and mom of his two beautiful children. Loredana Jolie says that Woods’ cheating ways were all Elin Nordegren’s fault. Say what?? It’s true – in a new, grammatically incoherent memoir entitled “The Real Diary: Lessons from the Good Time Girl to Champion,” Jolie says that Elin only married her husband for his money.

In one passage she writes, “Obviously they didn’t have such a close relationship because if I was in his house where the hell was she? If I had my husband, I would make sure I know was coming to my house. At that point I started realizing it was more a less financial reasons why they were married — she was in it for the money.”

Jolie also alleges, in some equally poor prose, that Woods had a pill problem, which has never been documented.

Her book comes out next month, one year after this whole Tiger mess broke. So what do you think – is Jolie just trying to make a buck, or do you believe her?

One thing we can all agree on: The education system clearly failed her.